Today, I was late for my curfew. Instead of a grounding, I found a Halmark card where you can record your own voice on my bed. When I opened it, it was my dad screaming. I was punished by a Howler. I need to be late more often. MLIA
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Custom USB of the Day: Empire Strikes Back Luke Skywalker USB flash drive with severed hand USB connector cover.
Inspired by an Engadget Japan post featuring unusually cruel headless Star Wars USB drives.
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Custom USB of the Day: Empire Strikes Back Luke Skywalker USB flash drive with severed hand USB connector cover.
Inspired by an Engadget Japan post featuring unusually cruel headless Star Wars USB drives.
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Buy This Sold Out: We’re gonna need a bigger tent.
Amazon doesn’t know “when or if this item will be back in stock.” Of all the things that should perpetually be in stock, I’d have to put shark tent at number three, just below oxygen tanks and pacemakers.
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Buy ThisSold Out: We’re gonna need a bigger tent.Amazon doesn’t know “when or if this item will be back in stock.” Of all the things that should perpetually be in stock, I’d have to put shark tent at number three, just below oxygen tanks and pacemakers.
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Matt Robinson: “Measuring Type”
Robinson selected a number of the most commonly-used typefaces and, using the same point size for each one, drew them on the wall with a ballpoint pen, “allowing the remaining ink levels to display the ink efficiency of each typeface.”
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Matt Robinson: “Measuring Type”
Robinson selected a number of the most commonly-used typefaces and, using the same point size for each one, drew them on the wall with a ballpoint pen, “allowing the remaining ink levels to display the ink efficiency of each typeface.”
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Early Bird Special: This dog has human eyebrows — your argument is invalid.
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